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Following poems dedicated to all my "cat" friends:
To My Cat Friends
by Greg Moore
My home is where my feet touch
My bed is what's under me when I'm sleepy
My food is anything that tastes good.
My friends are whom I choose.
The night is my safety, the day is my warmth.
I'm proud but not vain. Simple things delight me
I love to be loved, but love when I choose.
I adapt very quickly,but prefer my routine.
I am curious to a fault.
I am beautiful, and I'm clean, and I know it.
My soft voice can comfort, my anger is clear.
I practice my agility so none can compare.
I am what I am, and I would be no other,
I am cat! And that's that!
A Friend Is A Treasure
Author Unknown
A friend is someone we turn to
When our spirits need a lift,
A friend is someone we treasure
For our friendship is a gift
A friend is someone who fills our lives
With beauty,joy, and grace
And makes the world we live in
A better and happier place.
Sandpaper Kisses
Author Unknown
Sandpaper kisses on a cheek or chin
that is the way for a day to begin!
Sandpaper kisses- a cuddle & purr
I have an alarm clock that's covered in fur!!
"What Cats Do For Us"
Author Unknown
~Warm our laps ~Give us someone to talk to ~Help reduce high blood pressure ~Bring the winter air inside, nestled in their coats ~Create a kindred feeling with other "cat people" ~Turn common household objects like bottle caps into toys ~Make us more aware of birds ~Donate their services as alarm clocks (There is no such thing as a snooze button on the cat who wants breakfast! She'll walk on you to get you up! ) ~Display daring acrobatic feats right in front of our eyes ~Contribute to living a longer life ~Make a window sill more beautiful ~Keep mice on the run ~Make us smile ~Inspire poets and playwrights ~Teach us how to land on our feet ~Let us indulge our desires to really spoil someone ~Make our homes warmer ~Remind us that life is mysterious ~Share with us the all-is-well experience of purring ~Instruct us in the luxurious art of stretching ~Show us how to lick our wounds and go on ~Give us cool cartoon characters ~Make even an old worn couch look beautiful ~Open our hearts
Cat Commandments(author unknown)
Thou shall not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the modem.
Thou shall not pull the phone cord out of the back of the modem.
Thou shall not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll.
Thou shall not sit in front of the television or monitor as thou are transparent.
Thou shall not projectile vomit from the top of the refrigerator.
Thou shall not walk in on a dinner party and commence licking thy butt.
Thou shall not lie down with thy butt in thy human's face.
Thou shall not leap from great heights onto thy human's genital region.
Fast as thou are, thou cannot run through closed doors.
Thou shall not reset thy human's alarm clock by walking on it.
Thou shall not climb on the garbage can with the hinged lid, as thee will fall in and trap thyself.
Thou shall not jump onto the toilet seat just as thy human is sitting down.
Thou shall not jump onto thy sleeping human's bladder at 4a.m.
Thou shall realize that the house is not a prison from which to escape at any opportunity.
Thou shall not trip thy humans even if they are walking too slow.
Thou shall not push open the bathroom door when there are guests in thy house.
Thou shall remember that thou are a carnivore and that houseplants are not meat.
Thou shall show remorse when being scolded.