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TOP TEN REASONS WHY MY CATS ARE BETTER THAN YOURS
10.Siamese cats have that wonderful neutral coloring that doesn't show on the carpet, which means you vacuum less frequently.
9. The siamese language allows you to know the difference between wanting to be fed, wanting catnip, wanting attention and general disdain.
8.Likes to talk on the phone
7. Hasn't learned how to dial long distance.
6.My cats really do smile
5. Siamese cats can't train just anybody.
4. They can tell time. Unfortunately, I don't have to get up at the same time that they think I should.
3.They have vocal chords, lung capacity, and knowledge of the human anatomy.
2. 2 words: glowing eyes
1. THEY ARE MY CATS!!!!!
